This is how we roll

*gangsta pose

wtf

Seriously, my friends and I talk the coolest.

J: hai kawan-kawanku, macam mane dengan Rendezvous malam Sabtu ini?! korang free mou?i free lepas pukul 7 malam.
kalau tak, sunday morning i juga free, but i doubt you guys want morning?! haaahhahaahaa
yes or no, rsvp.
sekian terima kasih
xoxo J 

E: hai darlings

i free hari sabtu malam DAN juga ahad dan disebabkan darling kesayanganku jarang jarang drop by kl, takpelah i sekrifais satu ahad pagi tuu. tapi saturday the best lah kalo boleh so dat boleh tido mati sampai ahad petang hahahaahahah 

C: wtf?...
erm...darlings...
apa macam ah? aku konfius ni....
so hari sabtu ke ahad?? apa kate kita meet sabtu malam?lepas 'kul tujuh? then kawan karibku J tu takyah la datang hari ahad,kan?
agree tak? pergi mana ni?
ok..

[wtf for E's 'sekrifais' wat spelling is tat??!! and J's 'korang free mou' waa....rojak betul!! but u 2 very talented and creative huh!] 

E: hahahahaahah 

satu malaysia mah! 

i realize takde satu bahsa cheena pun in my mesej. ok lah sabtu wo men meet. WTF HAHAHAHAAHA 

J: dil (deal) jadi kite jumpa malam Sabtu, kat mane?
见你！ 

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I'm sure it doesn't take a rocket scientist to guess "E" is me...