Where are your manners you stupid stupid man!

Remember my cat poop story just a few posts below? Right so I swore to not step into that toilet again. I forgot to mention that there's actually 2 toilets in the shop so yes I still have one more toilet to use.

Today a mofo man who's a customer came to pick up his stuffs and I was busy attending to another customer so I told him to wait. Then he asked if there's a toilet he can use and I told him yes and directed him to it. 

Fast forward - 1 hour later I felt the urge. I went into the toilet (not the cat poop one) and to my extreme horror and disgust (at this point you can imagine my face contorting to all kinds of shape), there's pee in the toilet bowl and the toilet seat was left down, and there were spots of 'liquid' here and there.

WHAT. THE. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Obviously that asshole did not flush after using the toilet. And not only that, he didn't lift up the seats before 'spraying' everywhere without aiming properly! He obviously lives alone because if you live with a woman you'll know women needs the seat down and if you fucking dirty the seat how the fuck are we going to dare to use it again!

Is he fucking uneducated or what??? This is not even a public toilet why can't he flush after using??!

OMG I'M SO ANGRY.

Mahogany?

To push all the negative/angry/ranty post down, let me fill this with lots of pictures of my new hair. Ok not very new actually, about a month old already haha.

 Before and after the big chop.

Doesn't look too different but trust me, it's A WHOLE LOT shorter than before. Before this it was long and super choppy - very short and long layers. The longest layer is ridiculously long, people often told me they thought it's extensions :( What's the point of having long hair when people don't think it's real, right? So I decided to get a blunt cut - chop them all off to the same length but still maintaining a few layers so it doesn't look to thick. I'm planning to grow it out again. I miss my hair when it was like this:

Left: Indoor, fluorescent lighting. Right: Facing the window with natural lighting. 

Also coloured it. This time it's a mahogany-ish brown, not some atrocious looking gold/blonde which I know Esther hates and thinks it looks lala. Wk hates it too HAHAHA. Actually it's not THAT bad lor I don't understand why they hate it...

Ok maybe a little too light but I've never regretted it and never will. We only live once so if you wanna do something which doesn't harm yourself or anyone, go for it.

So now I'm between a redhead and brunette cos the colour kinda faded a little and it doesn't have that much of red tones anymore.

Ok gtg.

Shit happens

Not sure if I've mentioned this but I'll be heading to Melbourne this December together with Wk's family to attend his graduation. We bought the tickets as early as 8 freaking months ago and I didn't tell my dad back then because I didn't know me working at his place would turn into something so serious. 4 months ago, we moved from Damansara Uptown to Putra Heights. 3 months ago, the other part time employee decided to quit because she found Putra Heights too far and inconvenient for her. I panicked, who's gonna take my place when I leave in December? 2 months ago, this woman came and started working full time. I was relieved. 

Fast forward - 1 week ago, she decided to quit. Of all time, one month before I'm leaving, right when I was about to tell my dad, she quitted.

SERIOUSLY. 8 freaking months ago I didn't picture myself in a situation like this. I was planning to tell him a month before I leave but who knew that crazy woman decided to throw her tantrum at us and in the end decided to leave!

Agggh I don't know why I'm such a pussy. 4 years ago I feel this exact same nervousness when I was planning to ask for permission from my parents to fly to Melbourne for the first time. 4 years later, I am obviously much older and supposedly thinking more mature than before, I STILL FEEL NERVOUS. Wth.

I think if I am not working for him it would have been so much more easy for me. Yala yala excuses la I know I should have told him waaaaay earlier but who knew!!! Seriously who knew...

Ok done venting. Need to sleep because tomorrow is a public holiday but I still have to do some donkey job somewhere and I'm very unhappy about it. On top of that, I'm in charge of the company's website. My kiamsiap father refuses to pay other people to design a company logo, write and copyright the profile so I have to do it. And I dunno how to tell him about next month. Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Oh btw speaking of my title, let me share a very disgusting story.

I was as usual, at work this morning and I had to pull up the urm... 'railing' to open the shop. So when I was about to unlock the padlock, this stray cat came very near to me. There're usually a number of stray cats around. I don't know the exact number cos cats all look the same and I usually see a few diff 'colours'. Esther I think you'll have nightmare everynight if you come to my shop.

So anyway I squatted down to unlock the rail when this cat came super close to me and of course, naturally I stopped what I was doing just to make sure it doesn't come too close or rub itself on me (you know how cats like to do that...). Then I meowed at it wtf... just cos. Then I heard a responding meowing but holly crap it wasn't that cat I was facing cos it didn't even open its mouth!

The meowing became consistent and it was very very close as though there's an invisible cat around me. Then I realise the meowing came from... BEHIND THE RAILING, INSIDE THE SHOP WTF.

I quickly unlock and opened everything and true enough, a cat ran out once I pulled up the railing slightly.

I quickly went inside the shop and took a few sniffs cos you know how evil little thingies like these  ruin things and pee and poop everywhere. For goodness sake the shop is full of paintings I can't imagine my dad's reaction if he finds out any of his paintings (especially the expensive, original artworks) get ruined. Thank goodness everything was fine.

Fast forward - I was in one of the two toilets in the shop putting back the ladder when I sniffed something super foul. I turned my head to the left and saw...

A. PILE. OF. SHIT. ON THE FLOOR BEHIND THE TOILET BOWL!

Do I hear ewww???? *major cringe

Knn in the end I had to clean the mess up! Don't ask me how but I sure as hell did not and will never touch shit with my bare hands. And I sure as hell will never use that toilet anymore.

I wish little pets like these only come with their cuteness, and only that.

Let me end this post with a funny picture.

This is my boyfriend trying to swat a fly with urm... an unwanted magazine? I dunno. And me being the supportive girlfriend, cheering for him wtf HAHAHHAHAH. 

It's summer now in Australia, and it's the season full of flies. Yes, lalat. Gosh I hate flies.

This is how we roll

*gangsta pose

wtf

Seriously, my friends and I talk the coolest.

J: hai kawan-kawanku, macam mane dengan Rendezvous malam Sabtu ini?! korang free mou?i free lepas pukul 7 malam.
kalau tak, sunday morning i juga free, but i doubt you guys want morning?! haaahhahaahaa
yes or no, rsvp.
sekian terima kasih
xoxo J 

E: hai darlings

i free hari sabtu malam DAN juga ahad dan disebabkan darling kesayanganku jarang jarang drop by kl, takpelah i sekrifais satu ahad pagi tuu. tapi saturday the best lah kalo boleh so dat boleh tido mati sampai ahad petang hahahaahahah 

C: wtf?...
erm...darlings...
apa macam ah? aku konfius ni....
so hari sabtu ke ahad?? apa kate kita meet sabtu malam?lepas 'kul tujuh? then kawan karibku J tu takyah la datang hari ahad,kan?
agree tak? pergi mana ni?
ok..

[wtf for E's 'sekrifais' wat spelling is tat??!! and J's 'korang free mou' waa....rojak betul!! but u 2 very talented and creative huh!] 

E: hahahahaahah 

satu malaysia mah! 

i realize takde satu bahsa cheena pun in my mesej. ok lah sabtu wo men meet. WTF HAHAHAHAAHA 

J: dil (deal) jadi kite jumpa malam Sabtu, kat mane?
见你！ 

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I'm sure it doesn't take a rocket scientist to guess "E" is me...

Chartreuse

I'm so touched T_T a few people actually have personally asked me to update my blog. Thank you  lovely readers so much for still wanting to keep up with this boring blog! :) I will try my best to update!

Check out my super cantikkk top I got (but didn't pay for tee hee) from ASOS.com!

Its a beautiful chartreuse kaaarer! Unfortunately because it's an online shopping site, I had to guess my size. I ended up buying one size bigger than what I should be getting :( But it's ok, can be layered.

The coolest part is...

 ... the back! I don't know how to describe the back. Can anyone? Haha.

Omg check this out!

WTF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I was waiting for Cat one day and I was doing my makeup in the car using the rear view mirror. When we were ready to go, I adjusted the mirror and the head of the koala fell off WTF LMAO!

Aww poor thing... wtf. Lol we couldn't stopped laughing after that.

Skittle toe nails!!! I was decluttering and reorganizing my nail polishes when I saw this colour (2nd toe from big, left leg) which is my sis' and I've never actually worn it so I applied it just to see how it looks. And then another... and another... and that's how everything's painted lol.

My modest collection!! I know to some ppl it might seem like a lot but I say mine's modest cos as a self-proclaimed beauty junkie, my collection is not that great if compared to many I've seen. Not all but about 80% here are my favourites. Blues, purples, greens and yellows. I'm a fun, bright colours person! Don't like pinks and reds on my nails, surprise surprise. I know a lot of ppl think my favourite colour is pink, it's not true. I only like pink on certain things and nails are certainly not one of it.

Here're some conversation between me and Wk I find kind of amusing. If you follow my Twitter or are a friend in my Facebook, you've probably seen this already.

1. I've recently watched Eat, Pray, Love and got even more interested in Rome (I've been wanting to go ever since I read about Liz's adventure in Eat, Pray, Love the book) so I said this excitedly to Wk in Skype while he was busy doing his assignment:

"OMGGG I wanna go to Rome one day and stay there a month or two. It's beautifull!!!"

And he, replied me in an indifferent manner, with an indifferent face:

"Earn money first"

*punch sound effect plays

2. This one also during Skype.

Wk: You know the indomie got bad stuff in it. Some preservative too much. Omg I always eat!

Me: All instant noodles are the same one la. How you know?

Wk: Maggie post on Facebook.

Me: Maggie? Indomie and Maggie are different companies of cos Maggie will say bad stuffs to try to bring Indomie down lah.

Wk: Er... Maggie Tan Lay Khon.

*silence... followed by a sudden burst of hysterical laughter not forgetting the "WTF"s

Seriously, why didn't I wonder, Maggi has a Facebook account?? Wtf. I mean the food company. Notice it's Maggi without the 'e'.

Ok gotta take a shower and start decluttering and reorganizing my makeup stash. It's so messy to a point where I can't find my sharpener! My eyebrow pencil's starting to hurt my skin :(

Stamp your authority!

Anyone missed my face?

 NAHHH!!!

Tee hee! :)

A couple of pictures from our last meet up. Gosh I seriously miss uni days :(

2 of my favourite girls from UM - Adelle & Cheng Choo :)

Why oh why must I have that lansi face and lansi smile?

Lately I've been feeling really fat. OK OK I KNOW I LOOK FAT TOO BE NICE OK.

I was driving home after work (while feeling fat) and I suddenly feel like signing up for a gym. Yay? Nay?

Anyone can recommend? Anyone needs an extra companion for gym sessions? I can only hit it during night times though cos I have a life ya know. 

Ok before ending let me just leave a friendly reminder that I am not in any way or by any means saying other girls who are more 'prosperous' than me, fat. I have not been working out, exercising or doing any sorts of outdoor activities for the past few months and I have been eating fast food like crazy. Of course it is unhealthy! Fat is just a word I use to exaggerate how unhealthy I am and it is solely my opinion on myself and nothing else.

One more note before I end! In my previous post I was talking about this employee who has her very own extended lunch hour whenever I'm not around? This morning I watched the CCTV recordings right in front of her and jot down the time she comes in to work and leaves and lunch and blablabla. She's usually not very punctual anyway even when I'm around, 5 - 10 minutes later than the time she's supposed to be back at which is 2.30pm. During lunch hour  today she was back 2.30pm sharp! HAHAHAHA! Like Wk said, "stamp your authority!"

Long time no blog!

Today I want to blog about the most random things because I really do miss blogging. Everytime I decided to blog I just happen to be losing my focus and went ahead and waste my time on other things. So...

Dinner was steamed fish (what do you call ikan bawal in English?), some vege (I think it's spinach...), steamed eggs and deep-fried wonton. I skipped lunch because I wasn't hungry and I was feeling fat... which was why I wasn't hungry. 

I was at work as usual and followed dad's instructions to watch the CCTV's recordings everyday and check on what the employees are up to when I'm not around. There's this new full time female employee. She's not only quite constantly late for work (5 minutes is still considered late, she's an employee), she has her own extended lunch hour as well. Her lunch hour is supposedly 1.30 - 2.30 pm and that means being in the shop at 2.30 pm not leaving her house at 2.30 pm...

Everytime I'm not around, she'll be away for more than an hour. The last time I checked, she was out at 1.05pm and came back at 2.45pm. How outrageous is that? And the more outrageous thing is how she will always say to my father and I that she's the "type who always wants to get her job done perfectly and doesn't want to get complaints from the boss". 

Oh gosh. My tolerance on liars have a limit ya know...

If that's not irritating enough, everytime she complains about something (usually when she gets scolded by the boss) she'll drop a name or two aka putting the finger on someone - which I absolutely hate. We are all working in the same company when problems arise there is no need to mention names, agree? Honestly, she herself carries the mistake too so why make it seem like it's everyone's fault but hers? I know it's human's nature to not want to bear responsibility if possible but I do not like the fact that she MUST put the blame on someone else but herself when shit which involves her happens. 

And anyhow, the so called 'problem' she usually complain about, are not so much of a great deal anyway. Who the heck never gets scolded by the boss when working? Stop whining like a little girl lah aunty.

Ok... this is getting to ranty.

On a more exciting note, MY ASOS ORDER IS FINALLY IN MY HANDS NOWWWWW!!!!!!

And they're omg so freaking nice!!! Skanky, just the way I like 'em =)

Ok I know I don't have a superbod to strut them but frankly I don't care about what you think because it's me wearing them and how I feel about them. =)

Ok time to sleep!