Showing posts with label ROTFLMFAO. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ROTFLMFAO. Show all posts

Quarter of a century

on
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Does anyone absolutely hate it when you get uneven eyelids? I do. Check out my regrowths. It's as though I dip-dyed/ombre-d my hair. Mine's better. It's FREE! But takes almsot one year for 'results' to show lol.

Hahahahah this picture. I was cooking while Wk was playing Plants VS Zombies. It was kinda chilly that day so he wrapped himself with the throw, which looked really funny so I took a picture. I literally squtted and laughed really hard when I looked at this picture. Oh yeah if anyone's wondering, that's a TV slash PC monitor screen.

Fruit Ninja is dabombdiggity! It's a game in iPhone, super addictive at first but I got bored when nobody could beat my highscore, except myself *proud*. 

Another one which I really like (and am really good at *proud*) is Vege Samurai. This was my last best score, before they supposedly 'upgraded' the game, screwed up the audio and the control system.

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I've been through birthdays for so many years I think I'm too old to be excited over it already hahah. Tomorrow I'm turning a year older. My usual friends and my family are not with me this year but I'm still grateful that I won't have to be alone. Wk's taking me to a steakhouse for dinner tomorrow. Perfect timing to wear my newly bought Topshop dress.

Have a good weekend everyone!

This is how we roll

on
Saturday, October 30, 2010
*gangsta pose

wtf

Seriously, my friends and I talk the coolest.
J: hai kawan-kawanku, macam mane dengan Rendezvous malam Sabtu ini?! korang free mou?i free lepas pukul 7 malam.
kalau tak, sunday morning i juga free, but i doubt you guys want morning?! haaahhahaahaa
yes or no, rsvp.
sekian terima kasih
xoxo J 

E: hai darlings
i free hari sabtu malam DAN juga ahad dan disebabkan darling kesayanganku jarang jarang drop by kl, takpelah i sekrifais satu ahad pagi tuu. tapi saturday the best lah kalo boleh so dat boleh tido mati sampai ahad petang hahahaahahah 

C: wtf?...
erm...darlings...
apa macam ah? aku konfius ni....
so hari sabtu ke ahad?? apa kate kita meet sabtu malam?lepas 'kul tujuh? then kawan karibku J tu takyah la datang hari ahad,kan?
agree tak? pergi mana ni?
ok..
[wtf for E's 'sekrifais' wat spelling is tat??!! and J's 'korang free mou' waa....rojak betul!! but u 2 very talented and creative huh!] 

E: hahahahaahah 
satu malaysia mah! 
i realize takde satu bahsa cheena pun in my mesej. ok lah sabtu wo men meet. WTF HAHAHAHAAHA 

J: dil (deal) jadi kite jumpa malam Sabtu, kat mane?
见你! 

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I'm sure it doesn't take a rocket scientist to guess "E" is me...

Chartreuse

on
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
I'm so touched T_T a few people actually have personally asked me to update my blog. Thank you  lovely readers so much for still wanting to keep up with this boring blog! :) I will try my best to update!

Check out my super cantikkk top I got (but didn't pay for tee hee) from ASOS.com!

Its a beautiful chartreuse kaaarer! Unfortunately because it's an online shopping site, I had to guess my size. I ended up buying one size bigger than what I should be getting :( But it's ok, can be layered.

The coolest part is...

 ... the back! I don't know how to describe the back. Can anyone? Haha.

Omg check this out!

WTF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I was waiting for Cat one day and I was doing my makeup in the car using the rear view mirror. When we were ready to go, I adjusted the mirror and the head of the koala fell off WTF LMAO!

Aww poor thing... wtf. Lol we couldn't stopped laughing after that.

Skittle toe nails!!! I was decluttering and reorganizing my nail polishes when I saw this colour (2nd toe from big, left leg) which is my sis' and I've never actually worn it so I applied it just to see how it looks. And then another... and another... and that's how everything's painted lol.

My modest collection!! I know to some ppl it might seem like a lot but I say mine's modest cos as a self-proclaimed beauty junkie, my collection is not that great if compared to many I've seen. Not all but about 80% here are my favourites. Blues, purples, greens and yellows. I'm a fun, bright colours person! Don't like pinks and reds on my nails, surprise surprise. I know a lot of ppl think my favourite colour is pink, it's not true. I only like pink on certain things and nails are certainly not one of it.

Here're some conversation between me and Wk I find kind of amusing. If you follow my Twitter or are a friend in my Facebook, you've probably seen this already.

1. I've recently watched Eat, Pray, Love and got even more interested in Rome (I've been wanting to go ever since I read about Liz's adventure in Eat, Pray, Love the book) so I said this excitedly to Wk in Skype while he was busy doing his assignment:

"OMGGG I wanna go to Rome one day and stay there a month or two. It's beautifull!!!"

And he, replied me in an indifferent manner, with an indifferent face:

"Earn money first"

*punch sound effect plays

2. This one also during Skype.

Wk: You know the indomie got bad stuff in it. Some preservative too much. Omg I always eat!
Me: All instant noodles are the same one la. How you know?
Wk: Maggie post on Facebook.
Me: Maggie? Indomie and Maggie are different companies of cos Maggie will say bad stuffs to try to bring Indomie down lah.
Wk: Er... Maggie Tan Lay Khon.

*silence... followed by a sudden burst of hysterical laughter not forgetting the "WTF"s

Seriously, why didn't I wonder, Maggi has a Facebook account?? Wtf. I mean the food company. Notice it's Maggi without the 'e'.

Ok gotta take a shower and start decluttering and reorganizing my makeup stash. It's so messy to a point where I can't find my sharpener! My eyebrow pencil's starting to hurt my skin :(

Go For It

on
Friday, August 13, 2010

Totally hate this disgusting length of my fringe - neither long nor short.

Final-freaking-ly removed my ugly, horribly chipped yellow nail polish and repainted my nails this beautiful sky blue. When I say horrible, think of one patch of yellow at the centre of the nails of random fingers. I'm  THAT awesome-ly lazy.

Bought this Chanel tattoo set which I've been eyeing for some time but never had enough (non existent) balls to fork out the money until I saw it in this website, selling at a fraction of the retail price! Sweet. Not entirely sure if they're authentic but who cares! It's just a tattoo for goodness sake. Not that its going to sink into my skin and be permanent wtf.

Also got this double eyelid fibre thingie which Ringo aka Cheesie from Cheeserland talked about in this post. Bought everything from Minimaos.com :)

I told my brother about this double eyelid fibre thing, which naturally he asked, "Why do you need this when you already have double eyelids?" Ok normal.

I told Cat and she said, "You have TRIPLE eyelids, why do you need it???" 

LMFAO! Sometimes our exaggerative conversation just amuses me.

Bought these 3 Dior lipglosses off a sale, for the price of only ONE of it *peace sign :) But we all know how you pay for what you get... these were manufactured probably a year or two ago. I hope they don't kill my lips.

Today's goodbye kiss is from...

Purple lips! Purposely downsized it cos I know it looks a bit disturbing =P but I absolutely adore this lipstick!

Kiss Me Coral

on
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Ok sometimes I can be quite hard to please but there are times it's really not my fault when I become bitchy.

I was at a Jusco supermarket earlier this evening shopping for the ingredients for my dinner (pineapple fried rice :D) and when I was about to pay, I saw the super huge notice hanging on the ceiling saying "NO PLASTIC BAGS PROVIDED ON SATURDAYS" and I thought ok fine I'll just pay for it since I forgot and I didn't bring any types of bag with me except for my handbag which of course can't be used to put groceries.

When I was at the counter, the cashier started scanning my items without even asking me first if I wanted a bag. So I thought fine. After he was finished scanning and calculating the total price, after he nicely arranged everything at the side, after he stuck each and every item with a "PAID" sticker (or whatever it says), he told me plastic bag is not provided.

I was dumbfounded. I KNOW plastic bags are not provided but that doesn't mean you do not need to ask me if I wanted to buy one, does it?

Ok NO, I didn't throw a fit just because of one freaking plastic bag. Although I did ask the cashier in a pissed tone, "So? I cannot buy a plastic bag is it?"

And the poor cashier had to say "Yes you can buy a plastic bag, it'll cost you 20cents".

-_________________________________- this was literally my expression.

Then of course I told him I wanted a plastic bag in a frustrated tone. 

And then I told Wk this situation and said "Do I look like I'll put all the groceries in my LV bag ah" which I know sounded SUPERRRRR bitchy and snotty but seriously! Do I??! I am not in anway trying to show off or be snotty but SERIOUSLY!

And he replied, 

" they dunno its real or fake wan ma, so many fake wan around hahahahahha "

HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH OMG SO TRUE!!!

Anyway, let me stress again I'm not trying to be a show off  with the namedrop but I seriously find the situation a little awkward.

So here's the said Pineapple Fried Rice I made today during dinner. Quite nice :) 

OH WAIT.

Which reminds me, I didn't get to eat any shrimps!!!! How could I have forgotten there were shrimps in it!!!! Grrrrrr wasted all my time peeling and de-veining and cooking and in the end I didn't get to eat it! >=(

Aaaaah my favourite drink everrrr.

Today's goodbye kiss is from my reddish coral lips :)

=)))))))))))))))

on
Friday, June 11, 2010
Honeycomb TimTams? =)


Mmm...

I tweeted/updated FB status this:

"eating gyutandon while watching youtube ♥"

And then Jun-Xue commented:

"wtf is that a type of dinasaur?"

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD!

Want some curry puffs?

on
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
FRUSTRATEDDDDDDDDD.

>:(

For some reason my stupid webcam won't show up neither in skype nor msn. WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!! FTS. So now I can see Wk but he can't see me. Celaka.

Anyway, if you're craving for curry puffs and you happen to be around Damansara, look for O'Papa cafe. They sell the best curry puffs everrrrr. And along with some other puffs which I really like too! My mom's, and also most of us in the family's favourite is the Durian Puff. I can see Esther cringing as she reads this lol. Ok for those durian lovers out there, Durian Puff is a must-try. They also have other pretty cool puffs like Black Pepper, Otah (I think it's otak otak), Sardine, Yam etc. And besides puffs, they have a lot of other types of pastries. Next time I shall try the egg tarts.

Soooo naisss! It's basically Black pepper chicken chunks and potatoes.

Speaking of O'papa, Shin Dhee told me O'papa is actually a cafe run by Pappa Rich! Ooohhh now I know! Lol. No, seriously. It's under Pappa Rich. Which explains the name.

Speaking of Pappa Rich, my brother once asked me,

"So today where you ate at?"
"Pappa Rich"
"Huh. Eat expensive stuff. You think your pappa very rich la now eat at Pappa Rich."
"HAHAHAHHA WTF!"

Ooh and speaking of Shin Dhee, I didn't know she's actually working so near the place I work at, which is at my dad's gallery at Damansara Uptown! I tweeted about O'papa and that was how we found out we both are working nearby. So during lunch hour, she dropped by my place and brought me some freebies!!! Yay free things!!! Lol. Who doesn't like free things? =D

She's currently working at ACP, a company which publishes those beauty magazines like what you see in the picture above.

So she brought me some cos she told me there's a lot of extra in the office and since I keep complaining that I'm bored working in the gallery, she gave some to me. Isn't she super nice?! =D

Incidentally all the magazines which she gave me, I haven't read/bought any of them! Coolness. I mean I do buy beauty magazines once in a while but I don't do it every month. Even if I do, I'll only get 1 or 2 so I was lucky everything was brand new as in not just the condition but also those are the ones which I have not read/bought.

Ok last update, I repainted my nails! I have this habit of not removing ugly, chipped, wearing off nail polish on my nails. It happens so frequently that Wai Loon once asked me,

" Is this a trend or what? This chipped nail polish thing. Cos everytime we meet I'll see you having this chipped nail polish, each time with a different colour. "

LOLLLL. I'm just lazy lah cannot meh... seriously I don't have so much patience to do it every week lor -_-

Anyway.

I mix these two colours together, a little trick I discovered from my laziness. I was still having some chipped, wearing off brown on my nails and I wanted to try that gold one but I was lazy to remove so I just painted the gold on top and discovered a new colour which looks quite cool. Both colours are actually very ugly on its own but when mixed, whoa. It became this golden olive colour.

Ok till then! Thanks for reading lovely readers!

x
Eev

Can you lift only one of your eyebrows?

on
Saturday, April 17, 2010
I was teaching a student today and he asked me if I could only lift up one of my eyebrows and hold the other down, while asking he demonstrated to me. Then I said I can and showed him. Then he asked me if I can do the other side and I said I can and I showed him. He told me he can't. 

I told Wk this situation and he said,

" then tell him
 thats why i teaching u
 i better than u
 then u say when u can do both means ur brain can separate ady
 hahahahah
 ok wtf "

HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAH!!!

And yes btw, I apparently can control a lot of my facial muscles. I can distort the shape of my lips however I want it to look eg. lifting the top right corner, pull down the left corner - I can lift and pull down all 4 one at a time. I can lift both sides of my eyebrows, individually. My eyes can blink one after another very quickly without lifting my cheeks. I bet you're trying to do everything I've just mentioned here. Hahahah. But seriously, not many ppl can. Can you?

Comedy Thursday

on
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Writer's block writer's block!

Lol.

As of now, I only work on Fridays and Sundays. And if that's not lovely enough, I only have to work 5 hours each. Sounds lovely but the monthly income, no. Sufficient to support all my expenditure though but oh well, no amount is ever enough for me. I cannot keep taking new students either cos what if I need to leave for masters. Having too much time in hand, surprisingly my life is still so uninteresting. All I do each day is go online, click the refresh button (or anything that means the same thing) of my Twitter,  Blogger and Youtube page ten thousand times. So today I decided to do some spring cleaning and realize I have 10 lipsticks and 10 lipglosses. WTF DID IT MULTIPLY BY ITSELF.

Shit lah it's as though I have 10 lips wtf.

I'll probably need to dig out some old Melbourne pictures or something otherwise everyone'll go "Yer all emo stuffs so boring" wtf.

Ok a couple of Project 365 pictures that are not so boring. 

#307

 Some pig lol sleeping like a pig on my bed.

#310


When I say couple, I really mean only two hahaah.

On the day Wk left, that night a bunch of us (me, Esther, Lorraine and Jun Xue) went to Velvet Underground, Zouk for this stand up comedy thing Esther has been asking me to go since few weeks ago. It's the Comedy Thursday which basically happens on every first Thursday of every month. Google yourself for more info. Had a ball cos;

1. First time in Zouk ok walao of cos happy lah wtf and I wasn't the only jakun anyway cos it was Jun Xue's first time in Zouk too.

2. Laughed until I almost broke my jaw. Don't ask me if it's THAT funny cos like I said before I laugh at most things. Even jokes told by Esther and Jun Xue. Geddit geddit? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

3. Ate tosai + neslo panas at 2 different mamak stalls. It kinda amused me that Jun Xue's so attracted to my neslo panas cos he kept picking mine up to drink. He said he has never heard of that drink before wtf! And when I told him it's Nescafe mixed with Milo he went, " Oh Mocha la" HAHAHAHAHAHH WTF!!!

Anyone missed my vain pics?

I'll post one for you to salivate at LOL



Mmkay bye.

Oh btw, am I the only one who finds Avatar funny especially the 'ajaran sesat' and the 'bomoh' dance part?  Where they transfer life or soul or whatever it is from the human body into the avatar, like transfering a file? LOL!

LCCT Tomorrow!

on
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
AAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I can barely contain my excitement now :)

Tomorrow Wk will be back and I'll be picking him up!!!111111

Seriously, damn excited and I kept smiling to myself like a sohai wtf.

MMMMM MY GYU TAN DON ALL THE WAY FROM MELBOURNE :D

Although he'll only be back for about 3 weeks before he leaves again...

There's this joke which Kai Mun (Maggie's boyfriend) came up with when I was at Melbourne. Because I was there and Wk kinda paid for me for most things, I was called a leech and Wk's my host and I'm sucking his blood HAHAHA! I know, it sounds kinda mean but it totally is not. It's a funny joke, just that I totally fail in making it sound funny here that's all.

So I twittered something about how should I tell my parents that I won't be coming home tomorrow night cos I most probably gonna stay over at his place. I used to use "uni" as an excuse last time. You know, I either stayed at campus or at my rented room so I could always say I'm going back there when actually I didn't hahahaa. Ok sorry I really don't want to be a bad role model for lying so much but really, sometimes my parents knew I stayed at his place. I just... find it easier to say "I'm going back to uni" than "I'm staying at my boyfriends house", knowwaddamean?

Anyway. Maggie replied, "Tell them your host is back and u need blood!" AHHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAAH WTF!!!

Ok end of lame jokes.

YAYYYYYY TOMORROW YAYYYYY!!!!11111111

LOL

on
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
- Wei Kiat - says:
 u look pretty

 Ee V❤n - Am I ever gonna be good enough? says:
 cheh
 everytime also say one la

- Wei Kiat - says:
 okla next time dowan say ady
 i take back my words

 Ee V❤n - Am I ever gonna be good enough? says:
 liar
 u sure say one
 its a reflex

- Wei Kiat - says:
 *- Wei Kiat - has recalled the message: u look pretty. please disregard the message as sender is now not held responsible for the message sent.

 Ee V❤n - Am I ever gonna be good enough? says:
 WTF
 HAHAHHAH
 SAMPAT

- Wei Kiat - says:
 hehehehehhe

 Ee V❤n - Am I ever gonna be good enough? says:
 where you get it from

- Wei Kiat - says:
 hahahhahaha
 download la

 Ee V❤n - Am I ever gonna be good enough? says:
 HUH?

- Wei Kiat - says:
 from www.lithatosoubliv.com.wk
 wtf

 Ee V❤n - Am I ever gonna be good enough? says:
 AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
 GO AND DIE LA U

- Wei Kiat - says:
 so slow

 Ee V❤n - Am I ever gonna be good enough? says:
 AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- Wei Kiat - says:
 omg
 i cant bliv it

 Ee V❤n - Am I ever gonna be good enough? says:
 me too
 i can't believe low wei kiat is so lame
 and the gf so dumb

15 December

on
Friday, November 20, 2009
So, it's not so bad after all =)

Honestly, I am not 'a little' disappointed about not winning. Ok so I lied. I was very disappointed cos I didn't even make it to the 1st or 2nd runner up. And to think that I put in so much of effort in it. I went out with Esther and Wai Tuck in the evening just to make myself forget about this unimportant thing. Afterall, I know I still have people who love what I did. I'll talk more about this in my LJ.

Sad things aside, I have another happy news! =D

Wk is coming back on... *drumrolls

a day before my birthday!

That sucker used my trick. I surprised him (well, sorta if he didn't find out) by going to Melbourne a day before his birthday in September this year and told him that's my b'day present for him, and now, he's using it on me. HE TOLD ME THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT WTF.

Hahah. Of course I know it's all planned out just for me. He always try his best to plan in a way where it'll benefit everyone. Especially me. Mememememememememe. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wtf. And that's what I like about him.

He's just finished his year 1 of masters, and now working. He'll be back for 22 days before flying off to Germany for some student exchange thingie for 6 weeks =( and then after that he'll be back in Malaysia and hopefully, HOPEFULLY, if, IF I ever get accepted by Uni of Melbourne, we'll be flying to Melbourne togetha-getha.

Ok before I go, here's something funny which happened just now.

Do you guys know what mynews.com is? If you don't, go Google it. I'm pretty sure all Malaysians know what it is. You may not have heard about it or you may think that you have not seen it but I'm sure you've seen it just that you've never taken the time to look at its name.

So just now we were having dinner and we were discussing if Bukit Raja's TGV still has 2012 tickets cos the place we went was all sold out. Then I suggested we go to mynews.com, read the newspaper to check if 2012 is shown in Bukit Raja's TGV. And then someone said,

"Huh? How? Here no wifi also!"

WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHH.

A Short Update

on
Monday, November 9, 2009
1. I didn't get anything from the Balm. My plan was to go there on Thursday but on Wednesday, I thought I wanted to just drop by MAC @ Sunway Pyramid to pick up a few stuffs since I had an hour before work starts. I ended up buying a whole crapload from MAC so... I could have bought the things I wanted from the Balm but I figured there's no point getting too many similar things. In a shorter phrase, I'm broke. Wtf. I was even late for work HAHAHA.

2. That ranty post down there, well. That guy finally replied and I'll be seeing him tomorrow. But I'm a little nervous now cos my pieces aren't really ready yet T___T

3. I'm left with about 100 pages of The Time Traveler's Wife and then I can go watch the movie! Who wants to go with me? Anyone? No one? Fine, I can go alone.

5. If I'm not updating very often, it means I'm busy preparing my audition tape. But oh who am I kidding. The last time I said this, look what's happening now! But oh please oh please, just let me focus T____T

4. Lastly, entertain yourself =)

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Vlog "Your Answers!"

on
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Yes, in video cos that way you can see my expression rather than just plain reading. I find it more interesting than just words la. It's separated into two cos a few other questions came in right after I recorded the first video. Be sure to watch ok! This is what YOU asked! :) I've listed down all the questions before each video so you can choose the one you want to listen to lol.

1. Why I'm so pretty, by ME wtf.
2. Should he try the new Kents, by Kin Wai.
3. What is it that I really like about Wk, by Pee.
4. How do Wk and I survive LDR, by Ping.
5. Why my best friend also so pretty, by ESTHER wtf.
6. When I'm old and wrinkly, would I rather have dentures or a wig, by Esther.
7. Would I rather splurge on food or makeup or hair products, by Jessica Alba.
8. What is my secret inner desire now, by Jessica Alba.
9. Would I rather be "fat and pretty" or "thin and ugly", by Jessica Alba.
10. Who would I turn gay for; Jessica Alba or Megan Fox, by Aileen.
11. Wai Tuck asked if he looked like Laughing 哥.

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12. Why do gorillas have big nostrils, by Maggie.
13. Have I seen Stevie Wonder's house, by Maggie.
14. From January 2009 till now, have you ever peed and shat in u undies, by Siew Fen.
15. When I farted in an enclosed place with only 1 person beside me, would I look athim/ her and say sorry or blame him/her, by Siew Fen.
16. Would I rather choose a super rich but super ugly old man or a super handsome (Brad Pitt) but super poor (sleep under the bridge) young man, by Siew Fen.

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AND I AM SO FREAKIN' SORRY I OVERLOOKED FANG CHIN'S QUESTION BEFORE I MADE BOTH VIDEOS!

So, his question was "If you ever have a superpower, what would it be and why?".

Hrm I think I'm going to be more realistic. I want to have a power like Micha Sanders from Heroes called the 'Technopathy' so that I can make the ATM machine go crazy and then I can get more money HAHAHAHA. Ya what! Who needs the ability to fly? Or go through walls? Hrm actually teleportation and invisibility's a good one too... basically any powers than can easily get me more money, I LIKE LOL! Yes I am materialistic, and I'm pretty sure anyone whom by any chance have these powers WILL be materialistic also. This is reality, not Heroes! Save what world...

万岁万岁万万岁

on
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
I am supposed to practice but my tooth freakin' hurts now and it's been hurting for quite some time since I had that stupid slice of apple hmmpph. No mood already lah.

Let me just continue with Project 365. Anyone realise I am almost at my 200th day already? I am honestly quite impressed by my own perseverance haha.


#191 - Blogged about this in a few previous post.
#192 - Was trying to get an 'artistic shot' but obviously failed T_T


#193 - I'm so happy I am able to tie a high ponytail again! I totally couldn't do that when I was still having my super long hair. I do miss it though.
#194 - The day Bruno first came home and took his first shower in our house!


#195 - =)
#196 - This was NOT supposed to be here cause the whole plan was supposed to be a surprise. But oh well. I've blogged about what happened previously.

On another note, Wk has been telling me I look a lot like a Japanese ever since I got my hair done. And I told him, "15 mins later will become Malaysian".


Anyway, the purpose of these two pictures is to show you my transformation wtf. That's me on the right after taking off my "mask". Scary?

And lastly, something that cracked me up good.



The chinese words totally made me lol. It means "eevon's blog man sui man sui man man sui!" in Cantonese and I'm sure I don't have to explain anymore in other dialects cos I think most Chinese people will know what it means. Unless you're a Chinese who understands zero Chinese dialects, it simply means "long live eevon's blog" but you won't get the joke if you don't know anything Chinese or have never watched any TVB dramas.

And yes, I know videos are a pain to wait for it to load but and I've been popping out videos so often but don't worry, I am not going to do vlogs because 1. I suck at talking. 2. I'm not a spontaneous person. I usually type out what I want to talk about cos otherwise, I get stuck most of the times. Yes that explains all the times I don't look at the camera. 3. Like Wk said, reading is easier than waiting for loading.

I usually only do vlogs on tags because I simply know people don't really like reading tags. And I know because I'm one of them haha. Unless it's interesting. But who really cares about what I use anyways? Right? So I thought it'd be interesting to make videos instead.

Other than that, I still prefer writing a lot. At least there's a backspace button that can save the hassle of editing. At least, I don't have to be so spontaneous. And at least, I don't have to speak funny English ugh. I hate the way I speak in the videos. I tell you, I totally don't speak like that in real life. I actually use a lot of 'lah's, 'loh's, 'wan's, 'rite?'s and you know what I mean. I don't know why I freakin' sound so formal in those videos...

Ok bedtime. Oh wait, Life of Pi first hehe.


Vlog "Tag: 40 Expressions"

on
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Hahahahahaahah found this in YouTube and did it. Again, same stuffs. Click play, wait, and replay. Trust me, it's nicer to watch it after it has finished loading. Wk was watching it and I could hear him laughing hysterically over Skype wtf. Let me know if it's seriously *that* funny. I'd be happy if it does make a person smile.

=)

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More Volume Please!

on
Friday, September 4, 2009
My hair smells of awful hair dye stench now. Even after like 2 times washing it. First, after rinsing away the freaking dye, second, after rinsing away the treatment. But it feels so light and soft now. And the best part is that my split ends are all GONE YAYYYYYYYYYY! You won't know how it feels to look at your own split ends-infested hair unless you have MY HAIR. Before I got it all chopped off of course.

Anyway, anyone wanna see pictures??

Okay I see some (imaginery) hands up. Wtf.

I feel quite light (my hair, literally) and nice now so big pictures for you lucky readers! If anyone's anticipating...

Nah.


Trying to fake short hair but obviously failed cos my layers are too random that some are long, some are short.


Accidentally pursed my lips.

My previous hair was too long (Reaching my ahem but pls stop asking me how I pee and all that stupid question okay? Please use your brain and some common sense to think) and because it was of the same length, everything was weighed down and my hair got really flat at the top and thick at the bottom. And with that cut and length there was nothing much I could do with it. I couldn't tie them into a ponytail because the ponytail's too heavy, it pulls my scalp and it's really painful. If I use a looser band, my hair droops down in a while and I'd end up looking like some ah lian. If don't blowdry them or comb them nicely, it gets wavy and sometimes, looks like a freaking mop. I couldn't really style it because it's too long. Too long and too much hair to bun it up. Curling them ended up looking really messy cos everything's of the same length. The only thing I could do was to straighten, or blowdry them straight. But these tools which heats up the hair's really damaging to it.

So, the only solution to keep the length but still be able to do tonnes with it, is to superlayer it.



Also got it coloured cos my hair has grown so much since the last hair-colouring which was like last December? I know, that's crazy long. Even the hairstylist got a shock. Didn't get a dramatic colour though, just something that's close to my previous one. It's supposed to be an ashy-brown but I really hate it when it looks orangey/reddish brown in pictures taken with flash. So all pictures posted here were taken without flash to show its truer colour.

Ok I won't bore you guys with boring pictures of me being obsessed with my new hairstyle so, last one:



Sadly, it doesn't have that much volume that I wanted. The hairstylist wouldn't wanna cut more saying it won't look nice. =(

I'll definitely go somewhere else to get it done. I need more VOLUME!

Btw, something stupid happened. The whole process took about 3 freaking hours and I had to hold my pee for 3 freaking hours. HORRIFYING. When they finished rinsing the dye, I thought I could take a toilet break but they immediately applied the treatment on my scalp right after I sat on the chair. So freaking fast, like some machines wtf. When they finished applying the treatment and left it to be absorbed, I thought I could take a toilet break but they AGAIN immediately put the steamer over my head! WTF! So I tahan-ed some more. Then right after rinsing the treatment thingie, they immediately blew dry my hair!!! And it was already 8+pm by then and I realised I was the ONLY customer and they were preparing to close the salon already! Then after I was done, everyone (the other hairstylists) was already seating down, all packed up, WAITING for me to be done so that they can close the shop and go home.

How do you expect me to say, "Can I use your toilet?" when everyone's freaking waiting to just go home?

I zoomed home after that and stormed into the toilet and peed for what seemed like eternity wtf.

The end.

Creepy Crawlies

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Saturday, August 22, 2009
Yesterday when I was chatting with Kin Wai...




And I didn't sleep well :( cos I was so paranoid that the stupid spider would climb on to me. STUPID SPIDER.

Wk's reaction when I told him about it:

" You know what you should have done? "
" What? "
" Vaccuum it. "
" WTF AHHAHAHAHA! What if it crawls out! " (I realised I sounded quite stupid saying that)
" No cannot wan. Vacuum already it'll faint wan. Then the best is after you vacuum it, go vacuum other things. Then it'll be stuck inside, cannot come out d. Or you vacuum small unwanted things like rubber. Then it'll hit it then confirm die. "
" AHHAHHAHHAAHHAHH! "

Actually come to think of it, it makes sense. Vacuum is the best solution because if I had whacked it, it'll dirty the floor and I probably wouldn't have the guts to go clean the mess up too.

My stupid brother's reaction when I told him about it:

" Omg the spider's gonna climb onto you tonight and bite you and then you'll become spiderman. " (he said that in the most nonchalant manner, while eating his whatever food)
" ... " (I stared at him for 5 seconds)

I really didn't know what to say. It was too lame for me to even respond.

I seriously hate lizards and spiders with all my heart. The sight of it disgusts me. When it crawls, omgggggg.

The New Stand

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
The journey to both Sheraton and OUG today was trouble-free with my freakin' useful map book! Ok from now onwards, I shall make sure it's kept nicely and not thrown somewhere nobody notices.

#156

It was really huge in real. Damn disgusting eek.

#157


#158

Quite amazed I still can do the french braid for myself! With that length and how easily my hair tangles, I tell you it's NOT easy!

#159

Bored at work place.

#160

Bought a new music stand for myself! This time it's a more sturdy one, more expensive too but it's worth it.

Check out my very own conductor sister lol!

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And lastly,


Busy with studies/work the whole day, finally he's back!


The way he sat, so cute! =D